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Being the most sought after sex, race, and sexual orientation just isn’t enough it seems…

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I hope I’m reaching out to a wide variety of White Heterosexual Males in posting this, because as one of you, I want you to know that I do not share your beliefs or ideas.

Just in case you haven’t noticed, you’re not being oppressed in any way, shape, or form. And you haven’t since the dawn of man.

Also, just a quick side note, did you forget Christian-Baptist and Regresso-Conservative in your title or did you want to hide your two-faced plot in all of that pathetic set of complaints that the average male tends to make? I’m sorry, but when I read through that poor excuse for your group’s orientation, I didn’t find anything that proved to me that you deserve to exist as a unity. All I read was: “Wah wah wah, I’m not told how awesome I am enough, and everyone else is getting that more than me!”

What part of white privilege haven’t you heard? What part of history has the white male spent being subordinated to women? And when has being straight ever put you in an unsafe position where you are afraid to even leave your house? Just because you don’t have some slaves following you out into the world and telling you that to be you is to be the greatest thing to ever fucking exist doesn’t mean that the world doesn’t treat you as such.

I’m tired of it, I really am. You have to have fucking balls to get out there and tell everyone that you’re doing this for “equal rights.”

“They have their support groups, but we don’t!” Piss off, you whiny bitch. When have you ever faced oppression in your entire life?

Were you oppressed when the slaves were freed? No. Were you oppressed when women achieved suffrage? No. Were you oppressed when gays came out of the closet? No.

But where you think you lost, you actually won. Because when these advancements in society came about in the so called “Land of the Free,” you got your bonus points, too.

When the slaves were freed, you were given the right to badger them to the point where it didn’t matter that they were liberated.

When women were fighting for their rights, you were given the right to push them back into the kitchen.

When gays started coming out into the public, you were given the right to kill them in the name of your God.

And most of all, you earned your freedom of speech that was and still is used to dehumanize every one of them so as to further justify the acts that are still committed to this day.

Don’t try to pass off your group as “Non-Oppressive,” the very fact that it even exists is all of you demonstrating your power as white heterosexual males to do what you say you are not, and that is to tell the world: “Fuck you, I don’t care about your problems, because I need my constant reminder every day that I am awesome for being white. I am awesome for being straight. I am awesome for being a dude.”

Grats, dickbags, a whole lot of effort to only show that you are the most pathetic beings in society.

Stupidity is no excuse; Ignorance is no excuse; And yet you’ve somehow put both together. It isn’t really hard, but hell, I felt like letting you know.

I hope you all feel proud in taking part of your ongoing brofest.
Perhaps you should change the group name to “Popped Collars Anonymous.”

Peace!

I hate waking up and stepping into a cold-ass shower. I’m groggy and I don’t know any better, so I step right under that 50 degree water flow. Shame on me. That is why I’m getting this thing.

The LED Shower Light is a brilliant idea. It installs to a standard shower pipe in mere minutes. When you turn the shower on, the water powers a turbine and the LED Shower Light…well, lights up! Blue let’s you know the water is chilly. When the water warms up to 89° F (32° C), the light changes to red. Now you can step in and not freeze your giblets off. And you don’t even need to turn on the light now, because your whole shower glows. It makes for a much nicer morning, trust us. Oh, and if you are the adventurous type, it also makes showers a little more fun for two. Just saying, is all.

Click the pic to see it in action.

[via thinkgeek]

How would you like to spend a few nights locked in a hotel made of Ice… 4,000 tons of it. Apparently there are some people that do like it, as this hotel has been around since the early 1990s. Get your lips wet at the vodka ice bar, married in a chappel made of… ice, and watch a movie in a movie theater with ice walls. I though theaters were already cold enough. If you fancy staying here, you can make reservations for only a couple hundred dollars a night.

The ice hotel gives you a different way to holiday. It’s an interesting place to stay for those that love the snow. Rooms start around $300 a night and the hotel is open from December through April. Temperatures range from -5 C to -8 C. That’s pretty cold but considering temperatures can get -37 C below out, it’s not too bad. Guests sleep on Reindeer skin and sleeping bags making for a nice comfortable, and cozy, sleep.

Since the hotel melts and has to be rebuilt each year, no two years feature the same design. Every year they reshape and redesign the whole hotel giving returning visitors a new place. Last year’s theme was the milky way.

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Humor at its most simple form. Love it.

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I couldn’t think of any other table to fit a modern household. This just looks amazing.

Unfortunately, it looks like this table is just a concept, but I’d love to see it when it’s complete. It’s the designers like these that will end up taking some simple idea and making millions of dollars out of it.

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Chevrolet put together an interesting advertisement made out of 20,000 pennies. The ad could have been found on London’s New Oxford Street, that is, if it wasn’t stolen by those greedy Londoners.

Chevrolet’s Les Turton commented: “There have been some great car adverts before, but none that has stopped traffic and actually put money back into the motorist’s pocket so this is certainly a first. We’re glad we’ve topped up lots of people’s wallets, purses and, in some cases, rucksacks, but it would have been nice for the billboard to last a little longer than 30 minutes.”

20,000 pennies in just 30 mintues. That over 6.50 a minute being pulled off that ad a minute. I wonder if they had to use the sticky glove from Home Alone.

The creative ad was produced to show off the inexpensive 769,500 pence Aveo.

If you’ve got the $650,000 dollars you need to fork over to get your hands on the SSC Ultimate Aero Twin Turbo, why the hell not go for it!? With a top-speed of around 250 MPH (That’s about 400 KMH for everyone not living in America), you’ll be sure to need a new passenger seat every time your friends ride along as they empty their bowels onto the car seat.

There are only 25 available, so make sure you order today!

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Assassin’s Creed is an excellent game. If you haven’t already played it, I suggest you go out and find a copy yourself. Well, this is an excellent live action rendition of the game, and one that we can all thoroughly enjoy.

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Ok, so I said I was going to stick with sports and gaming… I lied…

Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.

Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.

“Some people call it a fad,” Dicks told the Free Press this week while patrolling the streets of Flint. “But I believe it’s a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years.”

On June 27, the chief issued a departmental memorandum telling officers: “This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression.”

The crime, he says, is disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, both misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500.

Dicks, 41, broke down his interpretation of the laws as such: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks, with underwear exposed results in a warning.

I was lurking my usual skate websites and came across this article.  When the diagram popped up that showed they meant business, I dropped everything and threw down my pants to their “Indecent Exposure” level.  Now granted that only lasted twenty or so seconds, I think I made my point to myself.

My initial response to seeing this article was deciding to myself whether or not this was just a joke, because naturally, I’m just prone to falling for internet pranks.  But then I realized it’s not April Fool’s nor the month of April, so there, I’m awesome.

How can we be so concerned with the way we wear our clothing?  Now, I understand if like someone is literally showing off their booty or dick (and the minuscule amount of people who would be upset with seeing a pair of boobs), but really, to tell someone that they can be fined or jailed over showing their underwear is just…. stupid!   Because in saying that, you’re also telling women that they can’t wear spaghetti straps that show bra straps either, and to be perfectly honest, that’s not even being addressed in the article!  Once again, invisibly noting the gender barrier that is so powerfully embedded into society, but that’s another story.

The worst part about this article is reading that it’s a gang related topic.  Seriously?  What’s a gangster today beyond being a part of the largest gang organization in the country that is our police force?  We haven’t had a real one otherwise in over thirty years otherwise, and we have the tyrants known as the cops beating down these “thugs” over what is nothing more than drug possession.  Now, I’m not advocating that we get a revolutionary to rise up and spit bullets left and right until the police force is nothing more, I’m just saying that just because they “look” like a gangster, doesn’t mean they are.  So don’t tell me that they need to pull up their pants, ’cause you have to have some go-nads to think you’re any better than they are.

So, to the city of Flint, Michigan, read this, get angry at me, and tell me I’m a hippy liberal that smokes marijuana and does nothing all day, because I love it how we in the Midwest have such a liberal out front, yet we have some of the largest branches of the KKK, some very regressive leaders in office, and yet we smile to ourselves and say that we’re out to make a big difference in the world.

And that’s just me ranting about pants.

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USBFever has a new mouse up it’s sleeves. It is the 3 in 1 computer mouse with built in speaker and microphone. Why the hell you would need any of this sure beats me, but USBFever says it might be useful for those always on the move and in need of VoIP calls on the fly. I think the forgot that most people that use VoIP are rich and own laptops with built in speakers and microphones. Oops!

So this just comes down to being a goofy gimmick mouse. Will it flop? Most likely. Should you buy it? Unless you are feeling bad for the developers that sat down and thought up this rediculous garbage, Blogosis and I do not endorse this product. I get annoyed enough by the sound my mouse makes when I click it, and why the hell should I have to hold the mouse to my face in order for someone to hear me over Internet calls.

For even more impracticality, they couldn’t even implement the sound to be wired through the USB. Instead, you are forced to use 3 tangled chords, one for said mouse, one for sound input, and one for sound output. Talk about poor manufacturing. I’m scared this mouse will strangle me if the cords get to close to my neck. USBFever’s Impractical Killer Mouse can be found on their webpage for about $20.

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